everything u say is 5x funnier if ur hot

im trying to sign back into my email account from when i was younger so i can read my old chat logs and cringe, so i go on ‘retrieve password’ and i see this 

arE YOU SERIOUS ‘FOOD IVE ALWAYS LIKED’ 

I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

I LIKE EVERY FOOD

GOD DAMN WHAT DO I DO NOW

freewilllhunting:

the real question is

if you had to choose between world peace and living in the Star Trek universe what colour would your shirt be

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

ineffableidjits: arcanehex: colo12spinner: ask-kirby-characters: themaraudersboys: crazilyawesome: allrightevans: itatemyhand: districtcuatro: numbertwopensyl: ceruleanmoon: always-riddikulus: Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts. I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine. Omg that comment. They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds. The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not. ‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’ ‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’ ‘Fair enough’ ‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’ ‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’ ‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’ ‘fuck you my dad did it’ ‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’ ‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’ ‘Potter, you-‘ ‘My father’s going to hear about this’ That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy Are we just not gonna talk about the time that Malfoy was a ferret?

sherokutakari:

riannafinch:

Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age

Well now I do

liguoriliscious: returnthepj: hannlbalism: PJ’s new Colour Bandits video is just SO, so amazing, it totally inspired me to do a thing. The colours look a bit mergh but I so enjoyed doing this. <3 oh boy thats really awesome This is absolutely beautiful! :O